Work, Terrible Work!
Every day in exhausting, sufferable conditions - no, we don't mean school! Desperate Victorian families had to send their children out for something much worse.
PARODY OF
Food, Glorious Food from the musical Oliver!
LYRICS BY
Dave Cohen
FROM
Series 3 Episode 4
LYRICS:
In good old Queen Victoria’s day, industrial revolution
Meant bosses said please, we need more employees. We needed a solution.
Who will climb our chimneys? Who will power our grids?
Victorian families so desperately poor they’ll let us employ their kids for...
Work, terrible work! From very young ages
Up chimneys to clean. Paid pitiful wages
Work, terrible work! Pins make you work faster
If we grow too big, get sacked by the master.
Now you’re all in my employ, cleaning in the factory
We’re not very strong and the hours are long - this work is unsatisfactory.
Dare not to get caught in spokes or trap our hands in gauges.
To stop machines and get you out will cost you a week’s wages.
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Work, terrible work! There’s no health and safety
So if we get hurt they will just replace me
Work, terrible work...
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Now that I am short of cash I have to pick pockets
Wallets from gentlemen and lady’s lockets.
Small enough to get away, hardly ever caught
And if we are, we’re kids you see, to cry is what we’re taught (Boo hoo).
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Work, terrible work! Dangerous and demeaning
No time to complain - get back to your cleaning.
Work, terrible work! Guess what we are dreaming...
School, glorious school, wonderful school, marvellous school
Wish we went to school!
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