Book Magic
Enchant yourself into the magical worlds of Beatrix Potter, Malorie Blackman, Enid Blyton and Jacqueline Wilson.
PARODY OF
Black Magic by Little Mix
MUSIC BY
Richie Webb
FROM
2016 Specials 2: Staggering Storytellers
LYRICS:
All the girls writing books knocking at your door.
Know how to tell a story so that you want more.
Was a time when only misters
Wrote books but now the sisters
Have started doing it for themselves.
We were told cooking’s all we could do
So we invented a magic stew
Of books that are flying off the shelves.
The girls were always looked upon as being weaker.
Don’t say that to Hetty Feather or Tracy Beaker!
Why do people so love stories?
‘Cos from cradle to the grave
These stories help us work out
How we should behave.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh
We adore our magic - hey!
Girls and boys always kept the light on
Had to finish every Enid Blyton
700 books in 50 years!
Helped to grow the story habit
Even when told by a rabbit
Listen to my stories, you’re all ears.
Secret Seven, Famous Five
Always caught the crook.
Noughts and Crosses was no game
At least not in my book.
Why do people so love stories?
You all want to be that sleuth.
These stories may be lies but
They’re how we learn the truth.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh
Even Peter Rabbit, hey!
All the girls in the books knocking at the door.
It’s not just about the boys no more.
Everybody loves a hero, true
But a hero, can be a she-ro too!
Why do people so love stories?
Mother, father, child or friend.
‘Cos they bring us close together
Hope the story never ends.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh
‘Cos it’s really magic, hey!
Why do people so love stories?
We just hope you’ve seen our text
Everybody wants to know
What happens next?