Funky Monks
Although a monk’s life seemed tough, it wasn’t all so bad once the Bishop turned his back…
PARODY OF
Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry
LYRICS BY
Dave Cohen / Ben Ward
FROM
Series 2 Episode 11
LYRICS:
Welcome to our monastery, please have a chair.
Good to see you monks so deep in prayer.
Once the praying’s finished your chores must be done
The main rule of a good monk’s life is no fun.
We have to pray eight times a day, seven days a week
And copy all these manuscripts in writing so antique.
I’ll finish off this letter ‘A’ once I’ve ploughed our field,
Milked the cows, mucked the sows, vegetables peeled.
I’ll be doing that and praying too.
Very well gents, I’ll bid you adieu.
Adveniat regnum tuum.
(OK brothers, I think he’s gone)
Now the bishop’s not around, throw off these religious gowns
Hunky, chunky, funky monks get down!
It’s not all hymns and prayin’, it’s not all work and no playin’
So let’s start misbehavin’ and get with the funk!
We love to have a party, eat food that is hearty.
Let’s get the boozin’ started; drunk like a monk!
Play that monk-y music, funk boy!
Just wanted to check that during my absence
You’re honouring your mealtime vow of silence.
Although we didn’t oughtta, we liked to hunt and slaughter
Don’t need no bread and water, just fun, fun, fun.
Monastery is jumping, party beat is thumping
Just lacks a certain something - A funky nun!
Get in the party habit, girlfriend.
It’s true that life is tough here
But you obey the rules that is clear
That’s why we’re a place of great repute -
What’s this? I see we have a new recruit.
Welcome to our monastery, what’s your name?
She - he can’t talk and his name is… Wayne.
Amen!
Ah men!