LYRICS:

They call me Perdita

The mistress of George IV, yeah

I wear a funky dress for you.

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I walk down The Mall, dear

The people they stop and cheer, dear

I wrap my hands in fur for you.

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And tighter and tighter

I barley can breathe

But how they love me

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No matter the scandal

All eyes are on me

Oh, how they love me

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Whatever I put on

Is the hit of the year

It's me they copy

Cos nothing says fashion like me...

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(Well, apart from me)

I'm Duchess of Devonshire

And everyone loves what I wear

I wear a little hair for you.

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It only takes horsehair

Two hairdressers and half the day, yeah

I wear a little hair for you.

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And higher and higher

I stick in the bird

Oh, how they love me

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And tighter and tighter

I barely can breathe

And how they love me

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And higher and higher

I stick in a ship

Oh, how they love me

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And higher and higher

No wig is too big

Oh, how they love me.

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We really made big hair a thing.

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