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The Writers in the House ft. Shakespeare

Ben Jonson, Christopher Marlow and Gabriel Spenser are your typical Tudor writers, who all like to drink, fight and get arrested. But how does William Shakespeare fit in?

PARODY OF

Jack Sparrow feat. Michael Bolton by The Lonely Island

MUSIC BY

Richie Webb

FROM

2016 Specials 1: Sensational Shakespeare

LYRICS:

Yo! Yo! Put down your quill, this show is about to get real!

Writers in the house, drop a beat!

 

You can call me Jonson I’m straight out of jail

I scribble down my things so that I can post bail.

I wrote thirty plays, I’m a lyrical saviour

Got sent to prison for my lewd behaviour.

 

Christopher Marlow, street name ‘Kit’.

Did time in Holland ‘cos my cash was counterfeit.

Mention I’m a spy and you’re gonna get hit

Obviously I can’t talk about that bit.

 

S to the P to the E to the ENSER,

Spenser, an actor, I act more like a fencer.

Stabbed a man but I’m claiming self-defence, yeah.

To the writer’s in the pub, things are getting tenser!

 

I am Shakespeare, I’m working hard on my writing

I’ve got sound investments, and I’m not into fighting.

My plays are wild, but I’m financially prudent

They want to go to prison, but personally I wouldn’t.

 

Listen up bro! I killed a man who was armed with some candles.

I’d fight a duel if you wore the wrong sandals.

I’m in jail so much that I’m wearing out my cuffs

You can call us writers but we’re just a bunch of roughs!

 

I am Shakespeare, I do the job properly

Building my plays and a portfolio of property.

I want to write the greatest plays ever

But staying out of trouble, would seem to be clever.

 

No, no, no way! I’m gonna die drunk in a fight!

Keep it real, he’s gonna kill me for a slight.

I’m fighting so often, there’s barley time to write

Forget about the quill we’ll be up all night!

 

Interesting. Her majesty, Queen Elizabeth the First:

I’m Queen, L to the I to the Z.

I’m ruling this land from the sea to the sea.

Shakespeare’s plays are the plays I wanna see

So drop another Falstaff ting on me!

 

King James, her successor, feeling just the same

I like them so much that I’m giving him my name.

The King’s Men - the greatest in the land.

Isn’t this nice, turned out grand.

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