Horrible Christmas Carols
SUMMARY:
The team perform a collection of alternate Christmas carols, shedding the terrible truth behind the popular songs.
Songs from Series 2 Episode 14: Horrible Christmas, with lyrics from Caroline Norris
Tune In For A Gruesome Christmas (CBBC advert)
LYRICS:
We've got you a gory Christmas,
We've got you a grizzly Christmas,
We've got you a gruesome Christmas
On CBBC
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With blood, guts and gore
Wee, poo, farting and more
We've got you a ghastly Christmas
Horrible Histories
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There's death, blood and mutilations,
Disease, war and altercations
And all sorts of degradations
Especially for you
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There's cruelty and approbation
Disaster and amputation
A real festive celebration
And all of it's true
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Tune in for a gory Christmas
Tune in for a grizzly Christmas
Tune in for a gruesome Christmas
On CBBC.
Silent Night
LYRICS:
Silent night
Not quite
What a noise
What a sight
Drunken peasants swaying around
Trying to sing, an ungodly sound
They're all out wassailing
If they think that's in tune they're failing.
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Silent night
It's come to light
Often ended
In a fight
That's the middle ages for you
It is funny because it is true
Not very peaceful or quiet
Basically it was a riot.