LYRICS:

I took the throne of England
Just ’cos I was protestant
A German, a prince whose English stank,
King George number one.

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I like to argue, now that’s clear
Especially with my father here
And when he died of diarrhoea
I fought with my son.

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I broke records with my sixty year reign

And I broke the scales with my giant frame.

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Born to rule over you
King George four, three, one and two
You had to do what we told you to
Just because our blood was blue.

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I was a hunk, girls adored me
Ladies all swooned before me
They would do anything for me
Or I’d have their husbands killed.

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Had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie
Everyone said that I was f-f-funny
I spent everyone’s money
Our subjects were not thrilled.

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I was the sad one, I was the bad one
I was the mad one, and I was the fat one.

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We were born to rule over you
Georges one, three, four and two.
England’s kings, though we were German too
Him, then him, then me, then you.

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(We were born) Born to rule over you (born to rule)
Gorged on fruit then I died on the loo.
People hated us, and we hated them too.
Born to rule over you.

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Born to rule over you
Me I was as batty as a bonkers kangaroo.
Me I would have been more at home in a zoo
And now, now our song is through.

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Yeah… Georges. (Banana.)