Radical Renaissance Song
Two Renaissance greats, Da Vinci and Michelangelo, look back at one of history's most creative eras in a power ballad for the ages.
PARODY OF
Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
MUSIC BY
Richie Webb
FROM
Series 10 Episode 7
LYRICS:
(Renaissance)
Every now and then I try to picture the art
In the Dark Ages before changes began
(Renaissance)
Nobody was listening to new ideas
Said they like things just as they stand
(Renaissance)
But studying the classics from Rome and Greece
Gave us thoughts we'd not had before
(Renaissance)
An explosion of creation; music,
Sculpture in the nude, paintings and more
(Renaissance art guys)
Every day is like a brand-new start
(Renaissance art guys)
Every day we revolutionise art
(Renaissance)
Everyone knows that Florence is the place
Arty-farty types really should be
(Renaissance)
Masaccio, Donatello, true artists created visions
So lifelike that they looked real
(Renaissance)
The Medicis have the wonga
The Pope pays us to bling the Vatican
(Renaissance)
Raphael masters oil
Botticelli's Venus is careful to cover all the bums
(Renaissance art guys)
Every day is like a brand-new start
(Renaissance art guys)
Fighting with our brushes to make art
And now you all can see
My technique is getting better
And if out patrons pay their fee
Our legacy will last forever
Study anatomy to make the right body
Cos before they looked shoddy
Together, light and dark, make these people look 3D
Cos we all have shadows on us, look at me (no, look at me!)
Perspective gives us depth, our backgrounds come alive
We study nature and oil paint brings it to life
I really think this will last, history will remember my art
No, history will remember my art
Once upon a time your paintings moved me to tears
(Mm. Yours always just made me laugh)
What can we say?
We totally eclipsed the old art
Sistine Chapel, The Mona Lisa
Totally eclipsed the old art
Statue of David, sketch of an helicopter
Totally eclipsed the old art.