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Radical Renaissance Song

Two Renaissance greats, Da Vinci and Michelangelo, look back at one of history's most creative eras in a power ballad for the ages.

PARODY OF

Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler

MUSIC BY

Richie Webb

FROM

Series 10 Episode 7

LYRICS:

(Renaissance)

Every now and then I try to picture the art

In the Dark Ages before changes began

(Renaissance)

Nobody was listening to new ideas

Said they like things just as they stand

(Renaissance)

But studying the classics from Rome and Greece

Gave us thoughts we'd not had before

(Renaissance)

An explosion of creation; music,

Sculpture in the nude, paintings and more

(Renaissance art guys)

Every day is like a brand-new start

(Renaissance art guys)

Every day we revolutionise art

(Renaissance)

Everyone knows that Florence is the place

Arty-farty types really should be

(Renaissance)

Masaccio, Donatello, true artists created visions

So lifelike that they looked real

(Renaissance)

The Medicis have the wonga

The Pope pays us to bling the Vatican

(Renaissance)

Raphael masters oil

Botticelli's Venus is careful to cover all the bums

(Renaissance art guys)

Every day is like a brand-new start

(Renaissance art guys)

Fighting with our brushes to make art

And now you all can see

My technique is getting better

And if out patrons pay their fee

Our legacy will last forever

Study anatomy to make the right body

Cos before they looked shoddy

Together, light and dark, make these people look 3D

Cos we all have shadows on us, look at me (no, look at me!)

Perspective gives us depth, our backgrounds come alive

We study nature and oil paint brings it to life

I really think this will last, history will remember my art

No, history will remember my art

Once upon a time your paintings moved me to tears

(Mm. Yours always just made me laugh)

What can we say?

We totally eclipsed the old art

Sistine Chapel, The Mona Lisa

Totally eclipsed the old art

Statue of David, sketch of an helicopter

Totally eclipsed the old art.

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