Radical Renaissance Song
Two Renaissance greats, Da Vinci and Michelangelo, look back at one of history's most creative eras in a power ballad for the ages.
PARODY OF
Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
MUSIC BY
Richie Webb
FROM
Series 10 Episode 7
LYRICS:
(Renaissance)
​
Every now and then I try to picture the art
In the Dark Ages before changes began
​
(Renaissance)
​
Nobody was listening to new ideas
Said they like things just as they stand
​
(Renaissance)
​
But studying the classics from Rome and Greece
Gave us thoughts we'd not had before
​
(Renaissance)
​
An explosion of creation; music,
Sculpture in the nude, paintings and more
​
(Renaissance art guys)
Every day is like a brand-new start
​
(Renaissance art guys)
Every day we revolutionise art
​
(Renaissance)
​
Everyone knows that Florence is the place
Arty-farty types really should be
​
(Renaissance)
​
Masaccio, Donatello, true artists created visions
So lifelike that they looked real
​
(Renaissance)
​
The Medicis have the wonga
The Pope pays us to bling the Vatican
​
(Renaissance)
​
Raphael masters oil
Botticelli's Venus is careful to cover all the bums
​
(Renaissance art guys)
Every day is like a brand-new start
​
(Renaissance art guys)
Fighting with our brushes to make art
​
And now you all can see
My technique is getting better
​
And if out patrons pay their fee
Our legacy will last forever
​
Study anatomy to make the right body
Cos before they looked shoddy
​
Together, light and dark, make these people look 3D
Cos we all have shadows on us, look at me (no, look at me!)
​
Perspective gives us depth, our backgrounds come alive
We study nature and oil paint brings it to life
​
I really think this will last, history will remember my art
No, history will remember my art
​
Once upon a time your paintings moved me to tears
(Mm. Yours always just made me laugh)
​
What can we say?
We totally eclipsed the old art
​
Sistine Chapel, The Mona Lisa
Totally eclipsed the old art
​
Statue of David, sketch of an helicopter
Totally eclipsed the old art.
​