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Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules 🍗 | CBBC
Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules 🍗 | CBBC
Sing along with this Dua Lipa parody of New Rules, Food Rules!
Learn Medieval table manners in this brand new song from series 9 of CBBC Horrible Histories using the Horrible Histories song lyrics below!
Sitting down to my dinner, making myself crazy
(Out of my mind, out of my mind)
Worried that I’ll once again sneeze into the gravy
(Too many times, too many times)
But I’ve, I’ve got a book of manners on the shelf,
So I, I have special rules that I can teach myself, teach myself...
ONE: Don’t pick up a bone
Unless of course it turns out that you’re eating alone
TWO: Take my advice, Try not to scratch your headlice
THREE: Please avoid farts
We don’t want to hear any blasts from your hind parts
And if you scratch your ear, you won’t get invited here
I got food rules, I count ‘em
I got food rules, I count ‘em
I’ve got a book to teach myself
Gotta wash my hands each night when I sit at the table
(And never slouch, I never slouch)
Got a special spoon and knife I use whenever able!
(Kept in a pouch, a special pouch)
But I’ve, I’ve got a book of manners on the shelf
So I can teach myself...
ONE: Don’t dip bread in wine,
And if you’re feeling ill, just pretend that you’re fine
TWO: Don’t eat too much,
Or too little, aim just for enough,
THREE: Don’t pick your teeth
And always say grace just to show you believe
Sit up nice and straight,
Don’t stare at your neighbour’s plate.
I got food rules, I count ‘em
I got food rules, I count ‘em
I’ve got a book to teach myself
Gotta read these books so I be so prim and proper!
But each time the food comes out I always come a cropper!
ONE: Just don’t be weird,
And make sure not to have any food in your beard
TWO: Stuff you don’t eat,
Chuck it on the floor, throw it right by your feet
THREE: If you eat too much,
Just sneak off and undo your belt a touch,
And if you have to spit,
Aim it away from where you sit!
I said away, that went in my soup!
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Based on a series of books by Terry Deary, `Horrible Histories' informs kids of historical events while being stuffed full of blood, battles and black humour. Each episode features sketches representing a selection of different eras and civilisations throughout history.
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