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Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules šŸ— | CBBC
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Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules šŸ— | CBBC

Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules šŸ— | CBBC Sing along with this Dua Lipa parody of New Rules, Food Rules! Learn Medieval table manners in this brand new song from series 9 of CBBC Horrible Histories using the Horrible Histories song lyrics below! Sitting down to my dinner, making myself crazy (Out of my mind, out of my mind) Worried that Iā€™ll once again sneeze into the gravy (Too many times, too many times) But Iā€™ve, Iā€™ve got a book of manners on the shelf, So I, I have special rules that I can teach myself, teach myself... ONE: Donā€™t pick up a bone Unless of course it turns out that youā€™re eating alone TWO: Take my advice, Try not to scratch your headlice THREE: Please avoid farts We donā€™t want to hear any blasts from your hind parts And if you scratch your ear, you wonā€™t get invited here I got food rules, I count ā€˜em I got food rules, I count ā€˜em Iā€™ve got a book to teach myself Gotta wash my hands each night when I sit at the table (And never slouch, I never slouch) Got a special spoon and knife I use whenever able! (Kept in a pouch, a special pouch) But Iā€™ve, Iā€™ve got a book of manners on the shelf So I can teach myself... ONE: Donā€™t dip bread in wine, And if youā€™re feeling ill, just pretend that youā€™re fine TWO: Donā€™t eat too much, Or too little, aim just for enough, THREE: Donā€™t pick your teeth And always say grace just to show you believe Sit up nice and straight, Donā€™t stare at your neighbourā€™s plate. I got food rules, I count ā€˜em I got food rules, I count ā€˜em Iā€™ve got a book to teach myself Gotta read these books so I be so prim and proper! But each time the food comes out I always come a cropper! ONE: Just donā€™t be weird, And make sure not to have any food in your beard TWO: Stuff you donā€™t eat, Chuck it on the floor, throw it right by your feet THREE: If you eat too much, Just sneak off and undo your belt a touch, And if you have to spit, Aim it away from where you sit! I said away, that went in my soup! WATCH FULL EPISODES šŸ‘‰ https://www.bbc.co.uk/tv/cbbc SUBSCRIBE TO CBBC šŸ‘‰ https://bbc.in/3gH3ioU To watch full episodes and more CBBC visit šŸ‘‰ https://www.bbc.co.uk/tv/cbbc For more fun, CBBC games, shows, quizzes and great makes! šŸ‘‰ http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/ Based on a series of books by Terry Deary, `Horrible Histories' informs kids of historical events while being stuffed full of blood, battles and black humour. Each episode features sketches representing a selection of different eras and civilisations throughout history. #CBBC #HorribleHistories #Song #HorribleHistoriesSongs #DuaLipa
Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules šŸ— | CBBC
02:37
CBBC

Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules šŸ— | CBBC

Horrible Histories Song - Dua Lipa Parody! | Food Rules šŸ— | CBBC Sing along with this Dua Lipa parody of New Rules, Food Rules! Learn Medieval table manners in this brand new song from series 9 of CBBC Horrible Histories using the Horrible Histories song lyrics below! Sitting down to my dinner, making myself crazy (Out of my mind, out of my mind) Worried that Iā€™ll once again sneeze into the gravy (Too many times, too many times) But Iā€™ve, Iā€™ve got a book of manners on the shelf, So I, I have special rules that I can teach myself, teach myself... ONE: Donā€™t pick up a bone Unless of course it turns out that youā€™re eating alone TWO: Take my advice, Try not to scratch your headlice THREE: Please avoid farts We donā€™t want to hear any blasts from your hind parts And if you scratch your ear, you wonā€™t get invited here I got food rules, I count ā€˜em I got food rules, I count ā€˜em Iā€™ve got a book to teach myself Gotta wash my hands each night when I sit at the table (And never slouch, I never slouch) Got a special spoon and knife I use whenever able! (Kept in a pouch, a special pouch) But Iā€™ve, Iā€™ve got a book of manners on the shelf So I can teach myself... ONE: Donā€™t dip bread in wine, And if youā€™re feeling ill, just pretend that youā€™re fine TWO: Donā€™t eat too much, Or too little, aim just for enough, THREE: Donā€™t pick your teeth And always say grace just to show you believe Sit up nice and straight, Donā€™t stare at your neighbourā€™s plate. I got food rules, I count ā€˜em I got food rules, I count ā€˜em Iā€™ve got a book to teach myself Gotta read these books so I be so prim and proper! But each time the food comes out I always come a cropper! ONE: Just donā€™t be weird, And make sure not to have any food in your beard TWO: Stuff you donā€™t eat, Chuck it on the floor, throw it right by your feet THREE: If you eat too much, Just sneak off and undo your belt a touch, And if you have to spit, Aim it away from where you sit! I said away, that went in my soup! WATCH FULL EPISODES šŸ‘‰ https://www.bbc.co.uk/tv/cbbc SUBSCRIBE TO CBBC šŸ‘‰ https://bbc.in/3gH3ioU To watch full episodes and more CBBC visit šŸ‘‰ https://www.bbc.co.uk/tv/cbbc For more fun, CBBC games, shows, quizzes and great makes! šŸ‘‰ http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/ Based on a series of books by Terry Deary, `Horrible Histories' informs kids of historical events while being stuffed full of blood, battles and black humour. Each episode features sketches representing a selection of different eras and civilisations throughout history. #CBBC #HorribleHistories #Song #HorribleHistoriesSongs #DuaLipa
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