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Horrible Histories opening theme

The shows theme tune used at the start of each episode. Sing along if you dare!

LYRICS:

Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians,
Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians,
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights
Dingy Castles, Daring Knights


Horrors that defy description,
Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians,
Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes,
Punishment from ancient times


Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless,
Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless,
Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages

G
ory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat

The past is no longer a mystery 
Welcome to Horrible Histories...

CHANGED LYRICS:

In some episodes the opening theme song is slightly different - did you notice any of these changed lyrics?

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SERIES 4 SCARY SPECIAL LYRICS:

The 14th lined was changed as the show's host "Death" popped up instead of Rattus:

And your host, well that's me!

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SERIES 6 LYRICS:

Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians,
Fighting Frenchmen, Vile Victorians,
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights,

Dingy Castles, Daring Knights,

Horrors that defy description,
Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians,
Smashin
g Saxons, Cruel Crimes,
Punishments from ancient times,

Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless,
Normans, savage, fearsome, toothless,
Civil wars, brainy sages,
Mean and measly Middle Ages.,

Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a drumming rat
The past is no longer a mystery 
Welcome to Horrible Histories...

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SERIES 9 ANIMATED SPECIALS LYRICS:

With the absence of a host for the 4 Animated Specials, two lines from the closing credits were borrowed for the opening:

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Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
Stuff they don't teach you at school

The past is no longer a mystery 
Welcome to Horrible Histories...

SERIES 1 PICTURES:

SERIES 2 PICTURES:

S02E14 - HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL OPENING PICTURES:

SERIES 3 PICTURES:

SERIES 4 PICTURES:

SERIES 5 PICTURES:

SERIES 6 PICTURES:

2016 SPECIALS PICTURES:

SERIES 7 PICTURES:

From this series on, some opening boxes have been reused (rather than each series having a brand new sequence)

SERIES 8 PICTURES:

SERIES 9 PICTURES:

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