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GodCompare

SUMMARY:

GodCompare helps Gaulish warriors decide to which of their pantheon to sacrifice a prisoner

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From Series 4 Episode 6

LYRICS:

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When blood must flow

We’re in the know

We’re GodCompare.

 

Find out which god selection

Offers the best protection

Should you sacrifice a man

To the god of your clan

Or to the god of thunder

Now would that be a blunder

If a battle you could lose

The god of war’s the one to choose.

 

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GodCompare

To stay alive and even thrive

It’s GodCompare.

 

Which one to choose

We won’t confuse

We’re GodCompare!

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