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GodCompare
SUMMARY:
GodCompare helps Gaulish warriors decide to which of their pantheon to sacrifice a prisoner
Parody of GoCompare adverts
From Series 4 Episode 6
LYRICS:
GodCompare
GodCompare
When blood must flow
We’re in the know
We’re GodCompare.
Find out which god selection
Offers the best protection
Should you sacrifice a man
To the god of your clan
Or to the god of thunder
Now would that be a blunder
If a battle you could lose
The god of war’s the one to choose.
GodCompare
GodCompare
To stay alive and even thrive
It’s GodCompare.
Which one to choose
We won’t confuse
We’re GodCompare!
PICTURES:
Horrible Histories Series 4 Episode 6-29
Horrible Histories Series 4 Episode 6-31
Horrible Histories Series 4 Episode 6-30
Horrible Histories Series 4 Episode 6-32
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