Court Me, Maybe
Puritans had some very strict rules, especially when it came to courting. Young lovers had to be supervised at all times, and though they were allowed to talk to each other, they had to do it using an eight foot tube!
PARODY OF
Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
LYRICS BY
Howard Read
FROM
Series 8 Episode 4 (Mind Your Manners!)
LYRICS:
Your parents don’t think I’m bad
You’ve been polite to my dad
If we go too fast they’ll be sad
We must court in the right way.
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All of our parents approve
So time to make your first move
Via a shiny brass tube
And keep it in our way.
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Our lives, they are changing
Our marriage, they’re arranging
Your hormones might be raging
But there’s no touching baby.
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my call tube, so court me, maybe.
I’m not allowed to touch you, baby
But here’s my call tube, so court me, maybe.
My parents think you’re a catch
Yours think we’ll make a good match
I think you’re an itch I could scratch
But something’s in our way.
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And as we talk more and more
I think it’s you I adore
But this bundling board
Has been put in our way.
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This is to see if I can
Sleep next to a real man
In a way that’s Puritan
(You can still use the trumpet, baby!)
Getting to know you and this is crazy
But here’s my call tube, so court me, maybe.
We are together but separated
Love regulated; keeps parents happy.
We are romancing, Puritanically
I think I like you, let’s get married, maybe
We can get together and have a baby
Won’t need my call tube when I’m your lady.
LYRIC VIDEO:
TRIVIA
So far, this was the last episode not to finish with a song.
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