Court Me Maybe
SUMMARY:
Puritans had some very strict rules, especially when it came to courting. Young lovers had to be supervised at all times and though they were allowed to talk to each other, they had to do it using an eight foot tube!
Parody of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
Lyrics by Howard Read
LYRICS:
Your parents don’t think I’m bad, you’ve been polite to my dad
If we go too fast they’ll be sad, we must court in the right way.
All of our parents approve, so time to make your first move
Via a shiny brass tube and keep it in our way.
Our lives, they are changing; our marriage, they’re arranging
Your hormones might be raging - but there’s no touching baby.
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my call tube, so court me, maybe.
I’m not allowed to touch you, baby
But here’s my call tube, so court me, maybe.
My parents think you’re a catch, yours think we’ll make a good match
I think you’re an itch I could scratch but something’s in our way.
And as we talk more and more, I think it’s you I adore
But this bundling board, has been put in our way.
This is to see if I can sleep next to a real man
In a way that’s Puritan (you can still use the trumpet, baby!)
Getting to know you and this is crazy
But here’s my call tube, so court me, maybe.
We are together but separated
Love regulated; keeps parents happy.
We are romancing, Puritanically
I think I like you, let’s get married, maybe
We can get together and have a baby
Won’t need my call tube when I’m your lady.
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