Downtown Threat
When prohibition is introduced to America in 1919, Chicago gangster Al Capone and his men find a way around the law.
PARODY OF
Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
MUSIC BY
Richie Webb
FROM
Series 7 Episode 5 (Heroic Heroes & Villains)
LYRICS:
Government introduce alcohol prohibition
So up in Chicago I began a grand crime mission.
Stealing goods in the hood, my business on the rise
Illegal drink, avoid the clink because I’m organised.
They said: You’re bad! But I said strictly business.
They claimed: You robbed! But my good friends bear witness
All pure with innocent names like Golf Bag, Camel and Teats
Killer, Enforcer, Machine Gun; nicer guys you couldn’t hope to meet.
Local laws I abide; do as told by police tribes
Especially as they take my bribes. ‘Cos Al Capone gonna sell it to ya,
Downtown punk gonna flog it to ya, gangster Al gonna flog you too,
Saturday night and daytime too – want to buy a nice watch?
Downtown threat, that’s me; in my debt, you’ll be.
Downtown threat, that’s me; in my debt, you’ll be.
The law didn’t last ‘cos the government lost their bunk, they drowned in drink!
But I kept my head, sold milk instead, full throttle, get me in the pink.
When the milk went off it made a stink
So did I and my desire
Was force them to put on a sell-by-date
Or my friends would help them expire.
Tough guy scar on my face
Sent to jail on an income tax case
And history secures my final place
As the man who bought you the sell-by-date?
Can’t believe it’s gone off!