Dance, Dance, Josephine Baker
Meet Josephine Baker, the amazing dancer, spy and civil rights champion - now that's an impressive set of skills!
PARODY OF
Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
MUSIC BY
Richie Webb
FROM
Series 9 Episode 5 (Dastardly Dance)
LYRICS:
The queen of jazz
They went crazy for me
Back in the '20s
They loved my new dance
From Harlem to the toast of all Paris
I made the Charleston a big hit in France
Hung out with Hemingway
(And Picasso!)
Star of Champs-Elysees
(Look, there's Cocteau!)
Cos anybody can just walk the walk
You need a dancing girl to blow your mind!
Dance, dance, Josephine Baker
(Check out my cheetah)
The great Jazz Age trend maker
(He's called Chiquita)
Wait a moment, you're about to see
There's more to Miss Baker's celebrity
When World War Two broke out I offered help
With French military intelligence
Charmed my way to enemy embassies
Shared my findings through correspondence
Wrote secret notes for spies
(Over gateau!)
Homed the Resistance guys
(In her chateau!)
Cos anybody can just walk the walk
You need a war hero to blow your mind!
Dance, dance, back in the States
(Her home nation)
Racism made me outraged
(Fought segregation)
Civil rights is the new song I sing
Side by side with Martin Luther King (hey!)
Look at all that I did
(How could you not know?)
Plus adopted 12 kids
(That is a lot, though)
Wait a moment, did you think that I
Was just a dancer? Then I'll say goodbye.







