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Dance, Dance, Josephine Baker

Meet Josephine Baker, the amazing dancer, spy and civil rights champion - now that's an impressive set of skills!

PARODY OF

Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj

MUSIC BY

Richie Webb

FROM

Series 9 Episode 5 (Dastardly Dance)

LYRICS:

The queen of jazz

They went crazy for me

Back in the '20s

They loved my new dance

From Harlem to the toast of all Paris

I made the Charleston a big hit in France

Hung out with Hemingway

(And Picasso!)

Star of Champs-Elysees

(Look, there's Cocteau!)

Cos anybody can just walk the walk

You need a dancing girl to blow your mind!

Dance, dance, Josephine Baker

(Check out my cheetah)

The great Jazz Age trend maker

(He's called Chiquita)

Wait a moment, you're about to see

There's more to Miss Baker's celebrity

When World War Two broke out I offered help

With French military intelligence

Charmed my way to enemy embassies

Shared my findings through correspondence

Wrote secret notes for spies

(Over gateau!)

Homed the Resistance guys

(In her chateau!)

Cos anybody can just walk the walk

You need a war hero to blow your mind!

Dance, dance, back in the States

(Her home nation)

Racism made me outraged

(Fought segregation)

Civil rights is the new song I sing

Side by side with Martin Luther King (hey!)

Look at all that I did

(How could you not know?)

Plus adopted 12 kids

(That is a lot, though)

Wait a moment, did you think that I

Was just a dancer? Then I'll say goodbye.

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