F-F-F-Founding Fathers
Meet America's Founding Fathers - George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin and Alexander Hamilton. Together they bring a new constitution, a new system of government, and an epic pop ballad!
IN THE STYLE OF
Pop/boyband
LYRICS BY
Dave Cohen
FROM
Series 8 Episode 12 (Mayflower Malarkey)
LYRICS:
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.
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My ancestors left England, life there they could not stand.
Our gramps and grans left too for a new life in a new land.
The Franklin clan held on 'till dad said, 'Franklin, time to go'.
At 17 I set sail to where revolution was starting to grow.
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Us colonists were rising up; no longer Brits, we'd had enough;
No tax without representation; time to rise with our nation.
We led the revolution; dump Britain, the solution.
Older, wiser, stronger, smarter; each of us a Founding Father.
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I wrote the bill of independence
I led troops to win through defence
I did news; army admin; together we founding dads went
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.
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We each brought different talents to the running of the state
I wrote the law; I won the war; and I was simply great.
I came up with the swivel chair. Think you're a clever bot?
I built a stove, invented bifocals and the lightning rod.
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Making stuff, a skill I lack
I guess I'll raise a load of tax
I'll win their trust; I'll write down facts;
Unite the Sates; I play my axe!
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Start a revolution with a proper constitution
You try hard, we'll try harder
Each of us a Founding Father.
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True we may be your ascendant; now that we are independent
Do more trade; we'll grow crops
Come on we're the founding pops.
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.
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We disagreed on loads, but on one thing we all chime
We're gonna make America great for the first time.
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Started with revolution, American evolution
Seeing off the English baddies, yes, we are the founding daddies.
Not bad for a group of lads; welcome to the founding dads
Got no time for father-haters; all praise to the founding paters.
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers...
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.