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F-F-F-Founding Fathers

Meet America's Founding Fathers - George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin and Alexander Hamilton. Together they bring a new constitution, a new system of government, and an epic pop ballad!

IN THE STYLE OF

Pop/boyband

LYRICS BY

Dave Cohen

FROM

Series 8 Episode 12 (Mayflower Malarkey)

LYRICS:

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.

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My ancestors left England, life there they could not stand.

Our gramps and grans left too for a new life in a new land.

The Franklin clan held on 'till dad said, 'Franklin, time to go'.

At 17 I set sail to where revolution was starting to grow.

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Us colonists were rising up; no longer Brits, we'd had enough;

No tax without representation; time to rise with our nation.

We led the revolution; dump Britain, the solution.

Older, wiser, stronger, smarter; each of us a Founding Father.

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I wrote the bill of independence

I led troops to win through defence

I did news; army admin; together we founding dads went

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.

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We each brought different talents to the running of the state

I wrote the law; I won the war; and I was simply great.

I came up with the swivel chair. Think you're a clever bot?

I built a stove, invented bifocals and the lightning rod.

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Making stuff, a skill I lack

I guess I'll raise a load of tax

I'll win their trust; I'll write down facts;

Unite the Sates; I play my axe!

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Start a revolution with a proper constitution

You try hard, we'll try harder

Each of us a Founding Father.

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True we may be your ascendant; now that we are independent

Do more trade; we'll grow crops

Come on we're the founding pops.

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.

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We disagreed on loads, but on one thing we all chime

We're gonna make America great for the first time.

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Started with revolution, American evolution

Seeing off the English baddies, yes, we are the founding daddies.

Not bad for a group of lads; welcome to the founding dads

Got no time for father-haters; all praise to the founding paters.

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers...

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, F-f-f-founding Fathers.

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