Brontë Sisterhood
Emily, Charlotte and Anne - the Brontë sisters - may be world famous for their written works today, but back when they were writing they had to hide the fact that they were women!
IN THE STYLE OF
Sister Sledge/TLC/Beyonce
MUSIC BY
Richie Webb
FROM
Series 8 Episode 5 (Fearsome Families)
LYRICS:
Our family suffered tragedy when our mum and sisters died
But intellectual curiosity saw us two go worldwide.
We travelled and learned languages, we came back home to teach
But no-one came, our school closed down, we needed a Plan B.
I was secretly writing poetry and Emily was too
And so was I, but we were told it’s not what women do.
Charlotte, Anne and Emily, we’re a writing family
Hey, girls, not forgetting me! Brontë sisterhood.
We pretend we’re men as Acton, Currer, Ellis “Bell” we published
But I’m a man and I write too - that’s true, but your stuff’s rubbish.
Anne wrote about a governess - I stole her plot – not fair!
My governess was Agnes Grey – but more knew mine, Jane Eyre.
My Heathcliff hit the Wuthering Heights; who’s best? Our rows are grim…
(Oh, look, I’ve got some poems out); agreed that it’s not him!
Charlotte, Anne and Emily; Branwell too, don't forget me
Admit we're ladies, finally. Brontë sisterhood.
Just as things looked brighter, all so young are dead
Emily, Branwell, Anne have gone with so much left unsaid
Anne's Tenant of Wildfell Hall, I deem must not be read
You always hated what I wrote, even when I'm dead!
Though her books the most well known, and she's the one who dissed us
The world knows us simply as the famous Brontë sisters (yeah, yeah)*
Charlotte, Anne and Emily, we’re the Brontë family
Got all my sisters (and me!) Whoa-oh-oh.
Charlotte, Anne and Emily; writing sisters one two three
(Hello? Can anybody actually hear me?)
Brontë sisterhood.
TRIVIA
*These lyrics were cut down for the TV broadcast. It was only during the HH: Putrid Podcast series where the full-length version is played - you can listen to it here.
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