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Do the Pachacuti

An annoyingly catchy number from Incan lord Pachacuti, who wasn't just a violent warrior - he was also something of an eco-warrior when it came to reusing parts of his dead enemies!

IN THE STYLE OF

Novelty dance songs

LYRICS BY

Laurence Rickard

FROM

Series 2 Episode 12

LYRICS:

I’m Pachacuti, the Incan lord all other tribes dreaded
My name means ‘he who shakes the earth’, not that I’m big-headed.

When it comes to claiming nearby lands I was the type to risk it
But it’s how I treat dead enemies that really took the biscuit.

I drink from their skull
(Do the Pachacuti)
Pull out their teeth whole
(Do the Pachacuti)
Turn teeth into charms
(Do the Pachacuti)
Make flutes out of their arms
(Pachacuti!)

Once on a hillside, my troops hid to cause a rival strife
And when they jumped out it looked like the ground had come to life.

The rocks they are my warriors, I then used to boast
And that little lie helped us win wars but violence helped the most!

I drink from their skull
(Do the Pachacuti)
Pull out their teeth whole
(Do the Pachacuti)
Turn teeth into charms
(Do the Pachacuti)
Make flutes out of their arms
(Pachacuti!)

If you were a rival chief we’d kill you first and then
We’d stuff you like a scarecrow but one for scaring men.

Then we’d rest your bony fingers on the stretched skin of your belly
And in the breeze, they’d tap that tum like a drummer - but more smelly!

Drink from their skull
(Do the Pachacuti)
Pull out their teeth whole
(Do the Pachacuti)
Use their skin as a drum
(Do the Pachacuti)
I’ve never had so much fun!
(Pachacuti!)

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