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Queen-fit jingle

SUMMARY:

Wartime mechanic and future monarch Elizabeth II stars in a sprightly "Queen-Fit-Fitters" jingle

Parody of Kwik-Fit adverts

From Series 5 Episode 5

LYRICS:

Each army mechanic has to go to school

There's a war on ladies, learn to use a tool!

All our fitters have to be first class, and one is royal blue!

The young princess who's changing this tyre is future Queen Liz II!

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(One's gloves are ruined)

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You can't get quicker than a Queen-fit fitter!

(One's the one to trust)

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At Queen-fit fitters we get the job done

We'll fix your truck right away.

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Whatever you need you can count on one.

Princess Elizabeth rules OK!

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(One doesn't rule yet)

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You can't get quicker than a Queen-fit fitter!

You can't get posher than a Queen-fit fitter!

You can't get better than a Queen-fit fitter!

One's the one to trust!

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