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Queen-fit jingle

SUMMARY:

Wartime mechanic and future monarch Elizabeth II stars in a sprightly "Queen-Fit-Fitters" jingle

Parody of Kwik-Fit adverts

From Series 5 Episode 5

LYRICS:

Each army mechanic has to go to school

There's a war on ladies, learn to use a tool!

All our fitters have to be first class, and one is royal blue!

The young princess who's changing this tyre is future Queen Liz II!

(One's gloves are ruined)

You can't get quicker than a Queen-fit fitter!

(One's the one to trust)

At Queen-fit fitters we get the job done

We'll fix your truck right away.

Whatever you need you can count on one.

Princess Elizabeth rules OK!

(One doesn't rule yet)

You can't get quicker than a Queen-fit fitter!

You can't get posher than a Queen-fit fitter!

You can't get better than a Queen-fit fitter!

One's the one to trust!

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