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Song lyrics

The lyrics to every Horrible Histories song! Search below, or filter through the list series by series.

Series 1 main songs

SERIES 1

(S01E01) The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule

The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule

(S01E02) Divorced, Be-headed & Died

Divorced, Beheaded & Died

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Making a Mummy

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We're Tudors!

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A Gorgeous Georgian Lady

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I'm a Knight

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Caveman Love

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It's Not True!

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The Plague Song

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British Things

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We are Greek

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Burke and Hare

Series 2 main songs

SERIES 2

Literally (The Viking Song)

Literally (The Viking Song)

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Charles II: King of Bling

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Spartan High School Musical

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The World War Two Girls

Horrible Histories Series 2 Episode 5-38-Gorgeous Georgians-SONG-George VI-Couldn't Stand

George IV: Couldn't Stand My Wife

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Blackbeard's Song

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Victorian Inventions

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Learn Your Hieroglyphics

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Real Life Cowboys

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Boudica

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Funky Monks

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Do the Pachacuti

Series 3 main songs

SERIES 3

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Dick Turpin, Highwayman

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The Monarchs Song

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William Wallace, Scottish Rebel

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Work, Terrible Work!

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Ra Ra Cleopatra

Horrible Histories Series 3 Episode 6-21-Measly Middle Ages-SONG-The Truth About Richard t

The Truth About Richard III

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Roman Emperors: Bad

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The Suffragettes' Song

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Ain't Staying Alive

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The English Civil War Song

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The Ages of Stone

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Boast Battle

SERIES 4

series4mainsongs

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The Few

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Natural Selection

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The Thinkers

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It's a New World

Horrible Histories Series 4 Episode 5-59-Vile Victorians-SONG-Mary Seacole and the Crimean

Mary Seacole

Horrible Histories Series 4 Episode 6-48-Vile Victorians-SONG-Victoria & Albert-A Love Bal

Victoria & Albert: A Love Ballad

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The Blue-Blooded Blues

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Luddites!

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The Borgia Family

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Mary I

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William Shakespeare & The Quills

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Georgian Navy

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Flame

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Death's Favourite Things

SERIES 5

series5mainsongs

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Rosa Parks: I Sat on a Bus

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Vikings and Garfunkel

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The Life of Charles Dickens

Crassus Minted promo

Crassus: Minted

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Joan of Arc

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Alexander (Fighter)

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Owain Glyndŵr: First Prince of Wales

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Pioneers of Transportation

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The Original Tudor

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Gimme Gimme Crown

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Australia

We're History

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Love Rats

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World War One Cousins

SERIES 6

series6mainsongs

Horrible Histories Series 6 Episode 1- Crooked King John and Magna Carta Special- The Baro

The Barons VS King John rap battle

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Magna Carta 800 Years Song

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I'm out of Town

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Norman Style

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Mary's Rhapsody

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Napoleon Bonaparte

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A Little More Reformation

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I Can't Go On!

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Courtlife

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Wreck 'Em All

Horrible Histories Series 6 Episode 10-Wily Winston Churchill-41-Wily Winston Churchill's

Your Finest Hour

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Empress of India

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The Cruel Necessity

seriesSmainsongs

2016 SPECIALS

Comedy

Singin' in Urine

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 1-Sensational Shakespeare-30-SONG-The Writer's In The

The Writer's in the House

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 1-Sensational Shakespeare-84-SONG-The Plays What I've

The Plays What I've Written

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Comedy

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Book Magic

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Starting Over Again

SERIES 7

series7mainsongs

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 1-Monstrous Musicians-61-SONG-Horrible Histories Horri

The History of Music Song

I've Got a Brand New Land to Find

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Explore

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Casanova

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 4-Atrocious Artists-52-SONG-Hello, It's a Me-The Mona

Hello, It's a Me

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 5-Heroic Heroes & Villainous Villains-8-SONG-Downtown

Downtown Threat

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 5-Heroic Heroes & Villainous Villains-62-SONG-They Wer

They Were the Heroes

China VS Greece - inventions rap battle

China VS Greece - inventions rap battle

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 6-Ingenious Inventors-51-SONG-And This is What We Do W

And This Is What We Do With It...

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Mister President

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The Warlords From Hell

Horrible Histories Series 7 Episode 9-Rowdy Russian Revolution-25-Mini Song-Back in USSR-1

Back in USSR

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The Iron Curtain Falls

The Grime Master St. Jerome

Good Vaccinations

Good Vaccinations

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All About This Base

I Brought About

Qin Leader

SERIES 8

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The Moving Picture Show

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King Tut's Haul

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Coco Chanel

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The Romantic Poets

Court Me Maybe

Brontë Sisterhood

We're Grateful

We're Grateful

The Earth Spins Round (Right Round)

Flying to the Moon

Mambo No. 10

Suffragists V Suffragettes acapella-off

Suffragists V Suffragettes acapella-off

(For the) Common People

GIs Have It

GIs Have It

VE Day

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Tudor Queens: Power

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Henry VIII: Get Sweaty

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Founding Fathers

SERIES 9

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The Sons of Africa

Ira Aldridge

Ira Aldridge

Black People Played Their Part

Black People Played Their Part

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If And When I Grow Up

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Victoria & Albert: Meet My Family

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Changed the World (Girls)

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Gold

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Good Guys

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Dance, Dance, Josephine Baker

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Merry Victorian Christmas

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Medieval Food Rules

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I Wear A Little Hair For You

Mansa Musa: I Like to Spend It (Spend It)

Mansa Musa: I Like to Spend It (Spend It)

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Pirate's Life Song

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Wake Like An Egyptian

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The Tudor Guide to Sleep

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Straight Outta Legend

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The History of Blue Peter Song

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The World of Children's Television

SERIES 10

series10mainsongs

Daft Dads Song

NHS 75th Birthday Song

Foul Football Song

No Pope ft. The Tudors

The Gruesome Gunpowder Plot Song

Hideous Homes Song

Ruinous Rivals Song

Radical Renaissance Song

Gory Greek Myths Song

A Sky Full of Myths

Charles I: No Limits

The Chaotic Civil War Song

Bewitching Books Song

London Falling

Terrifying Tower of London Song

Rotten Romans in Britain Song

The Never-Kings

Big Boats

EXTRA LYRICS

extramainsongs

Series 1 CBBC advert

Series 1 CBBC advert

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Opening Theme

Horrible Histories closing credits theme tune

Closing Theme

HH series 2

Series 2 CBBC advert

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Horrible Christmas Carols

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Series 6 Rotten Ruler rhymes

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Frozen Freuchen: Let it Go

Flo & Joan

Flo & Joan Fake News song

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Stupid Deaths jingle

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Cliff Whiteley jingle

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Fabulous Fat King's Fat Factory

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Mummification

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GodCompare

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Queen-fit

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