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Foul Football Song

SUMMARY:

In honour of the Women’s World Cup, legendary Lioness Jill Scott is joined by Rattus for a journey through the history of the beautiful game. 

Parody of Three Lions by The Lightning Seeds

From Series 10 Episode 3

LYRICS:

It's more than goals

It's more than goals

We know that football's more than goals

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It's more than goals

It's more than goals

We know that football's more than goals

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Way back in 1863

We decided to agree

Rules of play,

The FA

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And as all the years went by

Even more rules applied

Like how I was offside

And I was goalie!

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Teams got fancy shirts

Different for the keepers

Play on grass or dirt

Rules to stop the cheaters

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So many blokes, so many jeers

Before so many years

Women's teams

Got the cheers

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'Cos when they saw us

Passing the ball, scoring 43 goals

Boy, could we play football

Until they banned us!

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I was thinking hard

About rules while stuck in traffic

Red and yellow cards

Made reffing more dramatic

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In 1971

FA's rules were withdrawn

Meant that we could play on

The women's game reborn!

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It's more than goals

We know that football's more than goals

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It's more than goals...

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Wherever you roam

Whoever you cheer for

Football feels like home

(Not sure what I'm here for)

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Playground or World Cup

When your team is winning

There's no better buzz

Than when your fans are singing

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