The Chaotic Civil War Song
At the close of the English Civil War, Oliver Cromwell explains what happened next - but was it all worth it?
PARODY OF
War by Edwin Starr
MUSIC BY
Richie Webb
FROM
Series 10 Episode 9
LYRICS:
Civil War! Huh! What was it good for?
Monarchy abolished
Civil War! Huh! What was it good for?
Royalty demolished
Once we'd won and Charles lost his head
We became a commonwealth instead
My New Model Army fought for the cause
I crushed rebellion and reformed laws
Dissolved Parliament, became Lord Protector
Like a king, but without the crown and sceptre
Protectorate was now what we were called
With a jolly little motto, "Peace Through War"
Civil War! Huh! What was it good for?
Monarchy disbanded
Civil War! Huh! What was it good for?
My power expanded
Cut England and Wales into 12 little bits
It didn't work out, had to call that quits
Thought making me king would be the solution
But I stayed Lord Protector with a new constitution
Didn't last long, death was my fate
So, son and heir stepping up to the plate
It was a tough act to follow the great dictator
The Army forced me out a year later
Civil War! Huh! What was it good for?
Monarchy diminished
Civil War! Huh! What was it good for?
I thought we were finished
But all the while, I've been in exile
Banished from my home nation
Then I got the call, they'd had enough of war
And so began The Restoration
I pardoned crimes from Civil War times
I'm back, what's not to like?
Well, they dug me up, cut me up
And put my head on a spike
Civil War! Huh! Who was it good for?
Don't get me started
Civil War! Huh! Who was it good for?
Right, now where's the party?