Horrible Christmas Carols
SUMMARY:
The team perform a collection of alternate Christmas carols, shedding the terrible truth behind the popular songs.
Songs from Series 2 Episode 14: Horrible Christmas, with lyrics from Caroline Norris
Tune In For A Gruesome Christmas (CBBC advert)
LYRICS:
We've got you a gory Christmas,
We've got you a grizzly Christmas,
We've got you a gruesome Christmas
On CBBC
With blood, guts and gore
Wee, poo, farting and more
We've got you a ghastly Christmas
Horrible Histories
There's death, blood and mutilations,
Disease, war and altercations
And all sorts of degradations
Especially for you
There's cruelty and approbation
Disaster and amputation
A real festive celebration
And all of it's true
Tune in for a gory Christmas
Tune in for a grizzly Christmas
Tune in for a gruesome Christmas
On CBBC.
Silent Night
LYRICS:
Silent night
Not quite
What a noise
What a sight
Drunken peasants swaying around
Trying to sing, an ungodly sound
They're all out wassailing
If they think that's in tune they're failing.
Silent night
It's come to light
Often ended
In a fight
That's the middle ages for you
It is funny because it is true
Not very peaceful or quiet
Basically it was a riot.